Jokes

Pi Day Jokes

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bovine by its diameter?

Cow pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of green cheese by its diameter?

Moon pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Native Alaskan by its diameter?

Eskimo pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter?

pi in the sky

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

Pi a’la mode

Lanette VonSeggern

 

Digital number riddles or jokes

 

Why are 1134 bad characters?

Because they spell hell upside down on a calculator.

Type 0.1134 and turn it upside down for a nice HELLO

Type 5318008 and turn it upside down to see

A pair of BOOBIES

Type 0.7734 and turn it upside down to say

hello

Type 707 and turn it upside down to get

LOL

The Eskimos type 500761 and turn it upside down when they want to see

IGLOOS

 

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